HERE'S A GREAT WAY TO GET A FREE MEAL

LAST SAT I TOOK MY KID TO CHUCK E CHESSES, TO THIS KID'S 6TH BIRTHDAY PARTY. THIS KID IS THE KID THAT TOLD MY KID THAT SPONGE BOB SUCKED, SO Y KID CLOCKED HIM WITH HIS BOOK BAG AND MADE HIM CRY..

ANYWAY THEY A GOOD FRIENDS AGAIN NOW..
SO I DROP HIM OFF. THE PARTIES ARE LIKE ASSEMBLY LINE PARTIES.. THE KIDS EAT PLAY, DANCE , EAT AND PLAY WITH TOKENS FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS.
SO I GO TO THE TOOL PLACE NEXT STORE FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.. AND PLAY WITH THE TOOLS..

WHEN I RETURNED ALL THE KIDS WERE EATING PIZZA. SO I'M LOOKING AROUND FOR MY PIZZA.. WHENEVER I THROW A PARTY AT CHUCK E CHEESES, I BUY A FEW EXTRA TRAYS OF PIZZA FOR THE ADULTS, BUT THERE WERE NO ADULT PIZZAS TO BE HAD AND THIS PARTY..

SO I GRAB THE OTHER KID'S FATHER BY THE COLLAR AND SAID, "WHERE'S MY F*CKIN PIZZA @SSHOLE. HE JUST GAVE ME A STUPID BLANK STARE.. I FIGURED I WAS GETTING NOWHERE WITH VIOLENCE. I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER..
ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN TO THE CHEESE'S PLACE A FEW TIMES.. ME AND THE CHUCKSTER ARE TIGHT..

THEN A LIGHT BULB LIGHTS UP ABOVE MY HEAD.. I'M HUNGRY. SO I START WALKING AROUND THE PLACE, PRETENDING LIKE I'M KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR MATT.. THERE ARE FULL TRAYS OF PIZZA ON JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER TABLE.. ALL THE KIDS ARE PLAYING AND ALL THE ADULTS ARE RUNNING AFTER THEIR KIDS, LEAVING PIZZA UNGUARDED EVERYWHERE..

SO I GRAB A SLICE OFF OF ONE TABLE, SIT DOWN AND EAT IT.. I'M STILL HUNGRY, SO I HIT ANOTHER PIZZA PLENTY EMPTY TABLE.. I GET ABOUT 4 OR 5 SLICES, NOW I'M THIRSTY..

WELL, THERE ARE ALSO EMPTY, UNUSED ALL YOU CAN DRINK CUPS ON ABOUT EVERY OTHER TABLE.. SO I GET ME SOME FREE DRINKS..
NEXT I'M EYEING UP THE SALAD BAR, BUT COULDN'T FIND A SALAD BAR PLATE..

WHAT DO YOU THINK?
TRUE?
NOT SO TRUE?
NOT TRUE AT ALL?
SOMEWHAT TRUE?